"If he's blind, couldn't they just pop him on a plane and tell him he's in the U.S?"

"I was with you, I don't think you had a panic attack."

"You know what's going to change? Absolutely nothing!"

"It's like a rape sandwich."

"Feel sorry for me!"

"You realize one of them was paper mache...?"

"No mate - you don't get the seriousness of Westlife!"

"I just want to kill people!"

"Yup, that's racist."

"Then mum came down..."